One Koala entered someone’s house, looking for water and shade, and here’s what happened when the owner gave him something to drink.
Save all the Koalas!
Omg koalas are such weird little animals I want fifty of them
"Ah, Perry the platypus!"
"What an unexpected -"
"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!"
"By societal convention!"
"Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”
"That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down."
the writers for this show deserve more credit man
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.